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A mistaken assumption that you know what a person was going to say next thus hearing exactly what you wanted to hear when they do say something.
Psych on phone with Patient: 'Oh, so you're hearing voices right now!'
Pat: 'No you idiot, I said I have another phone call I have to take.'
Psych: 'Oh! My listake!'
Pat: 'Listake? WTF does that mean? That's not a word.'
Psych: 'Oh, I had just expected you to start hearing voices already. My listake.'
Pat: 'Are you saying 'mistake' or 'listake'?'
Psych: 'Which one did you *want* me to say?'
Pat: '...'
listake by leftiger March 16, 2019
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Lipshake is an informal term that can be used to describe a friendly or affectionate gesture symbolizing trust, closeness, or agreement between people. Similar to a handshake, which traditionally represents a deal or mutual understanding, a lipshake is sometimes portrayed in creative or fictional contexts as a more personal and heartfelt expression of connection.

Unlike a handshake, which is widely recognized in business and formal settings, the concept of a lipshake emphasizes emotional warmth and familiarity. It is not a standard social or business practice, but rather a symbolic idea used to represent strong bonds, friendship, affection, or mutual respect.

Because the term is not commonly used in everyday language, its meaning may vary depending on the context in which it appears.
"Instead of sealing the deal with a handshake, the couple joked that a lipshake was a better symbol of their partnership."
"In the story's fantasy world, friends celebrated important agreements with a lipshake rather than a handshake."
"Their lipshake represented trust, affection, and a promise to support each other."
"The author used the term lipshake to describe a more personal and heartfelt way of showing agreement."
"For the characters, a lipshake was not a business gesture but a sign of a close emotional bond."
lipshake by Mohammed Imran June 6, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026