hipstache 

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip

Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?

hipstache by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

Hipstake 

An expression of condemnation or exasperation uttered by someone (typically a non-hipster) after a hipster has done or said something ill-advised.

"Did you hear that Humphrey got Tulip preggers after he accidentally put on one of the rubber balloons left over from his balloon portrait of Bjork embracing Madonna, instead of a condom?"

"Hipstake!"

Hipstake by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013

lipstache

when an untrimmed mustache grows over your upper lip.

Jay needs to trim his lipstache before it curls into his mouth.

lipstache by sky7309 January 28, 2014

hitstache 

Hitler mustache.

That man over there looks like he has a hitstache.

hitstache by asshat_mcgee June 14, 2004

hipstah

A person who can be identified as a hipster but does not try to be a hipster. They are being themselves when they wear v-necks, drink PBR, and listen to The Decemberists. They do not try to follow the hipster trends.

"I'm not a hipster, I'm just trying to be myself," said the hipstah boy wearing neon tight jeans and a deep v-neck shirt.

hipstah by misplacedinspace June 7, 2010

hipstacrite 

A person of the Hipster persuasion who exemplifies the essence of unjustified entitlement and hypocritical behavior. One who engages in criticism of cultural trends, policy, institutions, organizations etc. While either knowingly or unknowingly supporting and actively using such services, companies, businesses ect.

Guy: "Take a look at that Hipster with the sign that says 'Corporations are Evil' and the other one with the sign "Vegan and Proud" all hanging around the Occupy Wall Street protest."

Girl: "I see him... The one with the PBR t-shirt taking a picture with his iPhone of the FedEx guy? I bet he's going to upload it to Instagram and Facebook and then go take out 50 bucks from his trust fund with his ATM card and buy a Whole Foods burrito.

Guy: That vegan is wearing Birkenstocks.

Girl: Hipstacrites!

hipstacrite by Everyone Who Knows Them January 1, 2014

Hoopstache 

A ring of hair around your asshole.

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!

Hoopstache by sourz December 19, 2003