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The act of getting high while listening to the sounds of a polka band.
person1:Hey we about to go get lilzy. You coming or what?

person2: Hell yeah man I been waiting for polka fest all year
lilzy by Diabetic man November 22, 2010
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Swamp Lily

A name for woman's genitalia that has become extremely moist and subsequently inflamed to the point that it looks like a wet, strange flower.
After eating her out for 45 minutes she had crazy swamp lily going on.
Swamp Lily by Sienna Sleigh April 6, 2013

lily-pad lover 

A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.
John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.
lily-pad lover by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018

no min, no lily 

how people named jeffrey start off a sentence when they want to deny any allegations made against him. the name signify his ex lovers, the sentence must end with no nothing
person: hey jeffrey do you like porn royale?
,
jeffrey: no min, no lily, no porn royale, no nothing
no min, no lily by huhminhuh January 6, 2019
She isssa queen and she slays the game everyday. She is so gorg and she is an amazing friend. But don’t be on her bad side or she’ll whip yo ass. She is a badass and she is so amazing. You should cherish her and with all your love
Oof she is a Lilya

purple lily 

Purple Lily; A flower found in the region of Africa.

A secret relation between two people. Often bestfriends, hard to be described. A theory of perfect friendship.
Purple lily Day: A day celebrated by two friends who's relation is a secret to the world but the most important thing in their life.
Hey! Happy purple lily day!

I wish we were purple lily friends.

Hajra Purple Lily Effect Bestfriends
purple lily by Purplelily'sPenguin December 13, 2014

Silly Lily 

A name recently applied to Lily Allen due to the idiotic statements she has made on a variety of subjects. Supposedly a singer, she is in reality a female Russell Brand; a brain dead member of the chattering classes suffering from acute princess syndrome, she is so full of her own piss and wind she feels that she has the right to criticise democratic processes in other countries.

She has made a number of statements so ridiculously uninformed as to be moronic and had to withdraw them from the public domain. This does not, however, stop her constant whining about the election of Donald Trump in the USA (which incidentally in fuck all to do with her) nor her failure to say anything about the tyrannical actions of Kim Jong Un in North Korea.

A typical luvvie with a declining career, she has a lot to say (none of which is worth listening to) but does SFA to address the so-called wrongs she bleats about. In short a rather stupid creature who, because of her minor celebrity status has never had to grow up and deal with the real world.
Silly Lily, the epitome of a fuckwitted female Malcolm.
Silly Lily by AKACroatalin January 29, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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