The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Even when he's having his own problems, he'll try to solve yours. He's funny and knows how to cheer anyone up. He'll do whatever he can to help and you can always count on him for whatever is going on in your life. He is an amazing guy and you're lucky if you ever meet him. He also pulls off sweater vest and cardigans.
person: who was that guy he was such a stud!
person: must have been jeffrey
by ahs... January 27, 2013
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a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.
Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine.
Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.

*smokes jeffrey*

Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down!
Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?!
Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.
by fattehboi June 5, 2010
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really gay and not smart probably the stupidest person you will meet.
jeffrey is so dumb.
by chaboiskinnypenis December 12, 2017
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Lame Fat Dude: Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.

Cool British Dude: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...
by Raeper142 October 15, 2010
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