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lewis black 

"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black

"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black

lewis black by Drama_King March 26, 2008

lewis black 

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
lewis black by matt dold January 7, 2004

lewis black 

The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP
"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personal ball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you
lewis black by Kelly May 31, 2004

Dean Lewis 

Known to be an incredible actor, sometimes writes jingles. Is quite tall , quite dumb. Addicted to responding to people on instagram. Hobbies include travelling to new york to go to apple jacks. Loves eggs benedict. Known to wear black clothing to hide lack of gym going.

When i have the time to write songs inbetween my insane acting schedule - i write them. Im not actually an actor.

My sound is acoustic, i try to things very raw and organic. When a song comes i literally cant do anything until i finish it - ill spend maybe 2 weeks obsessing over it until its finished. And hope it turns out well.

My favorite cartoon would have to have been the simpsons.
That is song is very dean lewis. Meaning incredibly sad.
Dean Lewis by iHeartRadio August 15, 2018

Lewis Burwell Puller 

The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:

Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.

Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.

The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.

Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!

Lewis Black 

So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!
Lewis Black by Skelington December 1, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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