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McLawsuit

Useless, frivilous lawsuits made by fat people so that they can get rich quick while at the same time making total asess out of themselves. Sadly, a scaringly high number of these McLawsuiters get cash settlements.
Fat dude: Hey, I have eaten nothing but McDonalds every day. And wouldn't you know it, I'm fat! That is ridiculous! I never knew that McDonalds was fattening. Eating fat that is breaded and fried in fat never made anyone overweight. They are MAKING me go there with their enticing advertisments! I am suing!
by Skelington December 1, 2003
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may or may not be

Quite possibly the dumbest phrase ever. As if there could, in some other scenario, be some unknown third outcome other than the aforementioned two.
Person: "He's going to be accepted into Yale."

Moron: "That may or may not be the case."
by Skelington December 30, 2003
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Iron Man

A superhero who, when people ignore him and take is powers for granted, goes back and kills the people that he saved.
Can he walk at all?
or if he moves, will he fall?

Iron Man lives again!
by Skelington December 24, 2003
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preppy

This is not exactly true and is very much a stereotype, but I will describe the preps I see in High School.

Guy Prep:

Body: Extremely thin, and tall. Tanned, with few or no visible skin imperfections. Veins and bones visible when arms move, but generally not that strong. Runs fast though.

Clothes: Usually wears well ironed Abercrombie shirts and dark Structure jeans with a brown belt, a brown wallet, brown boots, and boxers that are at least three inches out of their pants. Sometimes guys have a stud earring.

Hair: Gelled crew cut or spikes. Tips sometimes dyed or hair frosted.

Car: A pristinely clean, relatively fast, leather-endowed car (maybe an Accord Coupe).

Music: Rock(Godsmack), heavy metal(Metallica), death metal(Tool), and a little punk(Offspring).

Activities: Sneaking out, alcohol, sometimes racing, seeing movies, watching football games, playing football, buying clothes.

Girl Prep:

Body: Once again very lean, relatively tall for a girl, big-boobed, moderately sized hips, perfect skin.

Clothes: Usually wears tight, double-meaning Abercrombie shirts, hip-hugger jeans, double or triple pronged brown belts, platform sandals, earrings, tight-fitting small purse.

Hair: Long, shiny hair. Sometimes a bow or other decoration. Often, people think of preps as blondes, but there are probably more brunettes around me at least.

Car: Entry level coupe, Civic, RSX, Celica. Leather endowed and always clean, but not very fast or featured.

Music: Whatever the guys around them listen to.

Activities: Hanging around in big groups, meeting up at the mall, seeing movies, cheerleading, shopping with other female preps.

Unisex Prepiness:

Family: Stuck up, rich parents who are blissfully unaware of their children's activites.

Money: Lots of it.

Intelligence: Moderately to highly intelligent, but don't show it. Do OK in school, go to a good state/private university.
by Skelington December 18, 2003
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Long word that means:

The fear of the measure of the amount of hate a person has of non-established society.
Oh my god! That is an antidisestablismentarionist! I hope you do not have antidisestablishmentarionismnessphobia.
by Skelington December 6, 2003
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The No Spin Zone

The place, on The O'Reilly Factor, in which it is claimed that politicians can not spin their arguments. But in truth, it is the place in which Bill O'Reilly can spin everything, and they can not even talk!
Guest: Well, I think that-

Bill O'Reilly: Fuck off, I hate you.
by Skelington December 1, 2003
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Lewis Black

So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!
by Skelington December 1, 2003
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