Best comedian ever.
So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!
The place, on The O'Reilly Factor, in which it is claimed that politicians can not spin their arguments. But in truth, it is the place in which Bill O'Reilly can spin everything, and they can not even talk!
Guest: Well, I think that-
Bill O'Reilly: Fuck off, I hate you.
Useless, frivilous lawsuits made by fat people so that they can get rich quick while at the same time making total asess out of themselves. Sadly, a scaringly high number of these McLawsuiters get cash settlements.
Fat dude: Hey, I have eaten nothing but McDonalds every day. And wouldn't you know it, I'm fat! That is ridiculous! I never knew that McDonalds was fattening. Eating fat that is breaded and fried in fat never made anyone overweight. They are MAKING me go there with their enticing advertisments! I am suing!
A great band, a member of which my friend's cousin is. They are being considered for the soundtrack of Spider Man 2.
*From the Firetruck Song*
When I grow up I wanna be a firetruck!
Long word that means:
The fear of the measure of the amount of hate a person has of non-established society.
Oh my god! That is an antidisestablismentarionist! I hope you do not have antidisestablishmentarionismnessphobia.
Quite possibly the dumbest phrase ever. As if there could, in some other scenario, be some unknown third outcome other than the aforementioned two.
Person: "He's going to be accepted into Yale."
Moron: "That may or may not be the case."
A superhero who, when people ignore him and take is powers for granted, goes back and kills the people that he saved.
Can he walk at all?
or if he moves, will he fall?
Iron Man lives again!