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liquor

it's what jesus would drink.
wwjd?
LIQUOR!!!!!
by Drama_King January 27, 2009
mugGet the liquormug.

poet

a poet doesn’t fear

a poet doesn’t fear
blindness
since darkness was and is
an unwavering companion

a poet doesn’t fear
abandonment
take a slice of me when you go
and i will write myself better

a poet doesn’t fear
deafness
since silence has carried him
through countless metallic archways of night

no it is not these things –
a poet fears only
that his heart will go out
still full of ink

-Robbie Woods
a poet doesn't fear
by Drama_King March 7, 2009
mugGet the poetmug.

blowjob

The best way to shut your lady up for ten to fifteen minutes.
"Nancy was yellin at me to put my laundry away, so I rammed my purple-capped womb-ferret into her cake-hole. Even the bitchiest bitch can't simulataneously nag AND give a blowjob!"
by Drama_King April 28, 2008
mugGet the blowjobmug.

christopher walken

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken
by Drama_King March 11, 2008
mugGet the christopher walkenmug.

schlitz

the drunkest you can get for $3.
let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!
by Drama_King January 27, 2009
mugGet the schlitzmug.

university of toronto

The next best thing to higher learning.
"Hey, are you going to university this year?"

"No. I'm going to the University of Toronto."
by Drama_King January 18, 2008
mugGet the university of torontomug.

theatre major

Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.
B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?

THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...

B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.

THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.

B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!

THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.
by Drama_King January 16, 2009
mugGet the theatre majormug.

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