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hamlet

HAMLET:
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
by Drama_King March 10, 2008
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rosencrantz and guildenstern

The (possibly?) gay couple that Hamlet is friends with in the play of the same name.

They are duped by Claudius into escorting Hamlet to England to be killed, but Hamlet escapes. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern then unwittingly meet the English King, and and hand him a letter instructing him to kill them both. They die. Nobody cares.

In the play, they always appear together, and seem to be entirely co-dependent. They have no real individual traits.

Despite the fact that they are fairly minor characters, they have a sort of cult status. Tom Stoppard wrote a famous play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", which tells the story of Hamlet from their perspective.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Hamlet...

GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambition is merely the shadow of a dream.

HAMLET
A dream itself is like a shadow.

ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.
by Drama_King March 10, 2008
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christopher walken

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken
by Drama_King March 11, 2008
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soulja boy

12-year-old suburbanite Stacey Johnson LOVES to superman hoes...SOULJA BOY!
by Drama_King March 11, 2008
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university of toronto

The next best thing to higher learning.
"Hey, are you going to university this year?"

"No. I'm going to the University of Toronto."
by Drama_King January 18, 2008
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york university

"Hey man, wanna eat some food and shit?"

"Can't do it man. I have to go sell myself on Sentinel Road and give the money I make to York University."
by Drama_King January 20, 2008
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Mary-Kate Diet

A diet wherein you don't ingest anything at all.
The Ethiopan people are on the Mary-Kate Diet.
by Drama_King January 24, 2008
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