prostitution

how dreams are made.
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" - George Carlin on prostitution.
by Drama_King January 18, 2009
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stewie griffin

the breakout character on the tv show Family Guy. in the earlier seasons, stewie was a one-dimensional evil genius stereotype. when the writers got bored with that, they fleshed out his character, and stewie is now known for his flamboyance, arcane pop culture references, and sexual ambiguity. many refernces have been made - both by other characters and by stewie himself - to the effect that he may be homosexual. it is also implied on several occasions that he is attracted to Brian Griffin, the family dog. he has additionally had numerous homoerotic fantasies about his stuffed bear, Rupert.

stewie has been described as (to some degree) a caricature of Sir Rex Harrison. his affected english accent and effeminite vibe also draw comparisons to actor David Hyde Pierce.
"Wouldn't it be marvellous if I turned out to be a homosexual?" - Stewie Griffin
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christopher walken

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken
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poet

a poet doesn’t fear

a poet doesn’t fear
blindness
since darkness was and is
an unwavering companion

a poet doesn’t fear
abandonment
take a slice of me when you go
and i will write myself better

a poet doesn’t fear
deafness
since silence has carried him
through countless metallic archways of night

no it is not these things –
a poet fears only
that his heart will go out
still full of ink

-Robbie Woods
a poet doesn't fear
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schlitz

the drunkest you can get for $3.
let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!
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blowjob

The best way to shut your lady up for ten to fifteen minutes.
"Nancy was yellin at me to put my laundry away, so I rammed my purple-capped womb-ferret into her cake-hole. Even the bitchiest bitch can't simulataneously nag AND give a blowjob!"
by Drama_King April 28, 2008
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liquor

it's what jesus would drink.
wwjd?
LIQUOR!!!!!
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