9 definitions by JeremyWolf

Absence without leave. A term that USED to be used in the military to mean not being at your post or duty station at the required time. Civilians still use the term but the military uses the term UA (Unauthorized Absence) now.
Civilians still say AWOL but we use UA in the military.
by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
You know those guys the Army always waves around; the Rangers? Well we had a couple of those Army Rangers go through Marines' BASIC Infantry School and couldn't finish the humps (pack marches).
The Marines from 3rd LAR kicked Rangers ass at San D's MOUT Town; and they even brought more assholes and better equipment than we did.
by JeremyWolf September 15, 2006
A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time.

Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night.

Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Marine Corps Sergeant.
Sergeant: Their three chevrons is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
The kind of abomination that would result from crossing Sesame Street with Snoop Dogg. Basically Lil Bow Wow with tits.
Lil Mama has a song all about a special shade of lip gloss...yes lip gloss. Another of her songs is basically a gangsta rap take on the Wheels on the Bus song. I wish I was making this up...
by JeremyWolf March 8, 2008
Powerful, dangerous beasts spawned from the very pits of Hell. Are known to consume Privates and PFCs for fun. Very good in a firefight.
"I thought we were friends" "Not since I made Corporal, PFC!"
by JeremyWolf September 23, 2006
Someone who makes homes, i.e. a carpenter; not as you may have heard from the PC Patrol a stay-at-home mom.
"I'm a homemaker!"
"No you're not, you're unemployed."
by JeremyWolf June 19, 2008
Expression from non-NCO rates (E-1 to E-3) usually followed by fucking with by Corporals and Sergeants.
Boot Private - "Oorah Sergeant" Salty Sergeant - "Push"
by JeremyWolf September 23, 2006