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lesbrarian 

A portmanteau of librarian and lesbian signifying a librarian who is also a lesbian.
A group of lesbrarians shushed the crowd at the Vancouver Dyke March.

How could you not know she was a lesbrarian - she works in the women's studies department!
lesbrarian by Lesbrarian September 25, 2009

lesbiasian 

A female who is both a lesbian and of Asian decent.
Daamn! I saw these two lesbiasians making out and I got sprung, yo.
lesbiasian by pillmasterob March 7, 2011

lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female
Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?
lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

lezbitarian 

A woman who becomes opinionated (usually politically) after announcing they are gay. Lezbitarians are generally boring so their "coming out" is a big deal. Once the newness wears off they need something else to keep the attention, so they turn political.
Lezbitarian Rosie wants W. charged with war crimes for the invasion of Iraq. Just when I thought it was safe to watch daytime TV again...
lezbitarian by heebahobba March 18, 2009

lesbifriends 

two or more girls who appear to be good friends but are obviously all in the same closet.
Girl 1: Hey, lets have a slumber party!
Girl 2: Yeah and we can have give each other facials and full body massages!
Girl 3: Then, we can all go to the bathroom together!

Random bystander: Hey dude, check the lesbifriends! *high fives*
lesbifriends by BiancaDoesThat April 29, 2008

lesbrarian 

From the english words lesbian and librarian, meaning a bookish, quiet, studious type of lesbian
Judging from that wool scarf, brown pants, green sweater and trendy glasses, I'd say she's a lesbrarian.
lesbrarian by Clarencea November 17, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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