Lesbrarian's definitions

duck that shot

What your iPhone thinks you typed when you were really upset about something.

Friend: My GF just broke up with me with a text
Me: duck that shot bro

by Lesbrarian August 25, 2016

lesbrarian

A portmanteau of librarian and lesbian signifying a librarian who is also a lesbian.

A group of lesbrarians shushed the crowd at the Vancouver Dyke March.

How could you not know she was a lesbrarian - she works in the women's studies department!

by Lesbrarian September 25, 2009

defrecated

A crappy piece of software that should no longer be used but has been left around for backside compatibility. A portmanteau of defecate and deprecated.

Internet Explorer 6 was defrecated years ago.

I can't believe people are still using that defrecated Twitter API.

by Lesbrarian September 17, 2010

gauchebag

A douchebag who is also bad-mannered.

Did you see that gauchebag from the law school picking his fingernails with his fork?

by Lesbrarian November 5, 2010

highkeylarious

Extremely, extremely funny. Portmanteau of “high key” and “hilarious.”

Dude I heard that comedy show is highkeylarious, let’s go.

Highkeylarious! 💀 in response to a meme

by Lesbrarian March 15, 2025

proactualize

To proactively actualize. For example, to seek out, identify and implement an envisaged improvement to a business process. A portmanteau of proactive and actualize. Favored by management consultants.

He proactualized the implementation of the empowerment of the new VP to accomplish the objectives for which she was recruited.

Our immediately utilizable recommendations ameliorating the Q3 challenges also include proactualization of the various deliverables envisaged in the penultimate section of the following management oversight review.

Proactualize THIS, sucker... (spoken while placing a resignation letter on a project manager's desk.)

by Lesbrarian April 10, 2010

iBigot

A snob who only associates with people who have an iPhone from Apple Inc.

Taylor: Pixel? No way, I've been an iBigot since 2007.

Jack: I don't need to pay my bill, I can use Wi-Fi to FaceTime and iMessage all my friends. Everybody I care about has an iPhone.
Jill: Dude, you're such an iBigot.

by Lesbrarian March 19, 2019