Langan
Someone who believes any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.
Langan by tlangan251 August 24, 2011
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Marissa Langan
Marissa Langan by Itchy puntang February 10, 2020
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Jackson Langan
A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'
Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.
He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,
I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan
Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.
He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,
I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan
Jackson Langan by ~Ineffable~ April 22, 2018
colin langan
A man with no cock except for the one in his mouth . A personality that even Jeffrey Dahmer would be ashamed of . his face looks like a rabbit ass cheeks . plus he's gay
colin langan by Modernwarfare 14 August 13, 2017
Kami Langan
Kami Langan by Lyra_Black March 1, 2021
Langared
Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.
Lananess
Derived from lana meaning light, Helen referring to Helen of Troy, and the word lioness. Someone who naturally radiates with light, is beautiful, smart, strong, nurturing, and elegant.
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