Langan

Someone who believes any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.

C: Hey u langan want to do somethin
T: Yea lettssss buuurrrrrnnnn

Langan by tlangan251 August 24, 2011

Marissa Langan

When someone “calls it” you say marissa langan

Marissa Langan: called it, iykyk

Marissa Langan by Itchy puntang February 10, 2020

Jackson Langan 

A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'

Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.

He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,

I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan

The name he goes by is Jackson Langan.

Jackson Langan by ~Ineffable~ April 22, 2018

colin langan 

A man with no cock except for the one in his mouth . A personality that even Jeffrey Dahmer would be ashamed of . his face looks like a rabbit ass cheeks . plus he's gay

I'm glad I'm not (Colin langan)

colin langan by Modernwarfare 14 August 13, 2017

Kami Langan 

A multidimensional traveler that has the ability to manipulate reality itself.

Dude One: Oh I hope Kami Langan will come to our universe!
Dude Two: I know, right?

Kami Langan by Lyra_Black March 1, 2021

Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

Lananess

Derived from lana meaning light, Helen referring to Helen of Troy, and the word lioness. Someone who naturally radiates with light, is beautiful, smart, strong, nurturing, and elegant.

Lananesses are just not actresses of the stage and screen. They are the girls who somehow handle school, work, and a social life with a smile on their face and a spring in their step.

Lananess by Kris1095 November 18, 2012