2 definitions by El Cunto
by El Cunto February 19, 2017
Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.
A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?
B: You look fucking Langared mate!
B: You look fucking Langared mate!
by El Cunto July 10, 2013