Langared

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

by El Cunto July 10, 2013

Langar

A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up

That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar

by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023

langar

means an alcoholic or someone who acts like an alcoholic. a cork word

your a fucking langar,wat did you do that for.

by susan jones March 4, 2005

Langar

a langar, is the community kitchen of a gurdwara (a Sikh temple), which serves meals free of charge to all visitors—without making a distinction of religion, caste, gender, economic status or ethnicity.

Me: The langar today was delicious!
Friend: Isn't it always?

by TopHatLugia November 16, 2020