Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

langered 

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

langered by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006

langered 

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

langered by pad July 20, 2004

langard 

To be really stoned

Jesus I'm so langard

Dude! I just got us a 50 bag we're going to be so langard

langard by Princess floof August 27, 2017

langered 

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

langered by Concerned Rudey June 24, 2007

Langered 

A new verb coined to describe the process of having a new scope item or change in strategic direction thrust upon an unsuspecting PM, usually 1 week out from an IAR gate and communicated in an ‘oh by the way’ corridor conversation.

"Hey PM, are you still submitting your IAR documentation end of today?"
"I might need a bit longer... I just got Langered"

Langered by BHP rep 101 July 12, 2023