The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.

John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.

John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.

Laxative Lingo by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013

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Laxative

the edible that makes you shit it all out

man i think he put a laxative in my lunch i am stuck in the bathroom for the next 69 hours

Laxative by dhar woman June 4, 2022

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laxative

substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.

dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.

laxative by sr716 June 30, 2009

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Laxative roulette

When a group of people x number of drinks like Kool-Aid. Get laxatives and pour them into one of the drinks. Make sure no one knows what glass has them in. Wait until someone shits and has explosive Diarrhea.

Adam: lets play laxative roulette
Group of kids: yea ok
(everyone drinks) (an hour or so goes by)
Kyle: Fuck i have to take a shit
(times goes by)
Kyle: that shit was explosive

Laxative roulette by thelaxmax May 24, 2011

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