The point at which tomorrow will officially suck if you have to be conscious before 2pm for any reason. Which, sadly, most do.
*rolls over in bed and checks the time* "Ugh, I haven't slept at all and it's 4am. Tomorrow is already a bad day." (Although technically it's already tomorrow. It doesn't feel that way at 4am.)
by bippidyboppidybacon August 30, 2014
by Alexouther July 21, 2011
The point that you are officially going to be fucked tomorrow if you don't go to bed now, but for some reason your half functioning ass brain decides that, nope! Your staying up even longer, because going to bed now would actually be a rational thing to do, and why would you do rational things when you could fuck up your life and regret it later?
by Quinn is my fake name February 6, 2021
The typical hair growth around the pubic area that a stripper develops after a 9 hour shift. Typically equivalent to a day's worth of facial hair growth on a baboon.
Upon visiting Cafe Risque, the blonde stripper had an evident 4am shadow and showed extreme displeasure at still being at work.
by Jean-Paul Schraeter March 6, 2007
by leadpainter August 26, 2014
The day's talking points arrive in studio via the 4AM Drops. All mainstream media news hosts get their scoops dropped at 4 A.M.
by Calamity Jane II February 18, 2019