Laxative

the edible that makes you shit it all out

man i think he put a laxative in my lunch i am stuck in the bathroom for the next 69 hours

by dhar woman June 04, 2022

Laxative

Laxative's are for stubborn people.

You're so full of shit, I'll buy you a laxative for Christmas.

by A shitty person March 04, 2021

Laxative

The antimatter of Imodium

Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.

Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.

Joe: Oh.

by Pissant Fuckwad April 24, 2010

laxed

the state of being relaxed, or chilled. Can be refered to as short for relaxed.

After smokin a fat splif, I was laxed.

by JoJoBean December 01, 2006

laxative

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

by yorrick hunt February 04, 2008

laxative

self-inflected diarrhea

took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am

by allygurl829 June 04, 2009

laxative

substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.

dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.

by sr716 July 01, 2009