laxative

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

by yorrick hunt February 03, 2008

laxative

self-inflected diarrhea

took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am

by allygurl829 June 03, 2009

laxative

substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.

dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.

by sr716 June 30, 2009

laxative

What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.

Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.

by Victor September 23, 2004

laxative

n.
A food or drug that stimulates evacuation of the bowels.

adj.
Stimulating evacuation of the bowels.
Causing looseness or relaxation, especially of the bowels.

My friends put laxative in the cake.
I couldn't stop shitting!

by robopimp October 26, 2003

laxative

One word:McDonald's.

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.

by Ant February 18, 2004

laxative

A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).

Laxative(s) plural:

When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).

Example 1:

Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.

Example2:

The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.

FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.

by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006