116 definitions by yorrick hunt

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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an alternative action or possibility
I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.
by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008
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a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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the part of a large gut that hangs over the belt like a huge tongue
Have a look at the gut tongue on that fat bastard.
by yorrick hunt January 9, 2008
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When he saw that his definition had been accepted on Urban Dictionary, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

As the horse that he had bet on won the race, he yelled out, "You beauty!"
by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008
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TICK OFF (How to tick someone off):

1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking.

2. Tell him, if he does that again, you will kick his ass.
by yorrick hunt February 4, 2008
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