117 definitions by yorrick hunt

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Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.
We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?
by yorrick hunt February 01, 2008
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a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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performing an activity without the use of the hands
Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
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something that has or makes no sense
An example of nonsense:

Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")
Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
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I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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