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Compound word formed from Kweef, Fart and Barf.

(1)A simultaneous expulsion of gas from a womans vagina and anus (Kwart) so disgusting that after inhaling the odor, it usually induces vomiting. Especially after eating chef boyardee.

(2)A phrase used towards someone you dislike
"While I was fucking my bitch she kwarfed and I threw up all over her face and tits."
or
"Look at that fucking Kwarf, he dresses like a total cunt."
Kwarf by Mr. Awsome October 1, 2007
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A fart brought on by a sneeze; to do this action
I will not go to work with a cough i may kwarf in someone's cubicle.
kwarf by dumbot July 29, 2008
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kwarf • Kwarfe • knarf • kwark • Kwart • kwarteng • karf • KWAF • Kwaffle • kward

Kwara poly 

A place where people were trained to be extra ordinary and be a professional in every aspect
You need to attend kwara poly
Kwara poly by kokss February 6, 2020
To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.
Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened
karfingle by pmc983 March 10, 2011
kwarma is what happens to you when you ignore the legal system and or make a mockery of the court, or act as if you are above the law. origin- kwame kilpatrick.
kwame kilpaticks kwarma has landed his fat ass in prison!!!
kwarma by big jj 313 May 25, 2010
Kirito is always right (Karf) !
We know
Karf by Clonic_Cool September 26, 2020

Karfenshnuken 

1. A battle cry used before or after an act where one has or will utterly triumph. Usually preceding or following an act of extreme violence were the recipient is either decimated, maimed or killed.

2. to PWN
Senior Peso is comes across a crippeld bitty with its broken baby chicken legs, descending upon it with his knife drawn he screams "KARFENSHNUKEN". He then drives the blade into the the feable fowl's body, as the bitty's blood and entrails soak the blade Senior Peso whispers into the the impaled bitty's ear "Kar-fen-shnuken" before discarding the lifeless corpse carelessly to the ground.
Karfenshnuken by the jewbacabra April 12, 2011
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