Kwarfe

To suffer a disastrous defeat, public embarrassment, or complete humiliation after too much confidence or noise-making.

The politician entered confidently but left completely kwarfed.”

“He came to argue with confidence, but Facebook users kwarfed him instantly.”

“After the match, the entire team suffered severe kwarfation.”

“Don’t make noise if you’re not ready for possible kwarfing.”

“That debate ended in historic kwarfe.”

Kwarfe by Snso May 19, 2026

Karfenshnuken 

1. A battle cry used before or after an act where one has or will utterly triumph. Usually preceding or following an act of extreme violence were the recipient is either decimated, maimed or killed.

2. to PWN

Senior Peso is comes across a crippeld bitty with its broken baby chicken legs, descending upon it with his knife drawn he screams "KARFENSHNUKEN". He then drives the blade into the the feable fowl's body, as the bitty's blood and entrails soak the blade Senior Peso whispers into the the impaled bitty's ear "Kar-fen-shnuken" before discarding the lifeless corpse carelessly to the ground.

Karfenshnuken by the jewbacabra April 12, 2011

kwarteng 

kwar·teng VERB

1) to commit a grave error, potentially financial in nature

※This definition can pertain to something that has happened before and stopped or an action currently occurring.

2) to suffer a continuous state of disaster
※This definition should have greater effect if the term is used for a situation arising from an action under definition 1.

Synonyms: 1) blunder, make a mistake, (informal) bugger up, (vulgar) fuck up
2) languish, suffer, be tormented, be tortured, (informal) get screwed over, (vulgar) get fucked over

Derivation:

1) From the surname of Kwasi Kwarteng, Chancellor of the Exchequer, in the aftermath of a September 2022 mini-budget widely condemned as erroneous by, among others, the International Monetary Fund and the Bank of England.
2) The same, but more as a result of the apparent rationale for emergency interventions by the Bank of England in the aftermath of the above.

Definition 1: That idiot of a CFO kwartenged the budget, didn't he?
Definition 2: Pension funds would have collapsed within hours had the economy been permitted to kwarteng unimpeded.

kwarteng by bibhutibhushan September 28, 2022

Kwasi Kwarteng 

A yes-man that cocked up the british economy

Apparently they don't teach economics in Africa

Kwasi Kwarteng is a twat

Kwasi Kwarteng by Liz Truss October 17, 2022

Kwarf 

Compound word formed from Kweef, Fart and Barf.

(1)A simultaneous expulsion of gas from a womans vagina and anus (Kwart) so disgusting that after inhaling the odor, it usually induces vomiting. Especially after eating chef boyardee.

(2)A phrase used towards someone you dislike

"While I was fucking my bitch she kwarfed and I threw up all over her face and tits."
or
"Look at that fucking Kwarf, he dresses like a total cunt."

Kwarf by Mr. Awsome October 1, 2007

kwarme 

pronounced: qu-ah-me

to be ridiculously weird. coming from the sky with the rest of the aliens. stalkerish. talks about how potatoes grow, and how the dentist gives him his tools.

Joeys roommate is such a kwarme.

That kid was totally kwarmen it !

kwarme by the 3LW + 1 February 13, 2009

Kwarre 

An upper class queer! Generally wears a stripey jumper and does rigorous exercise on a daily basis.

Him..... Him over there - Kwarre!

Kwarre by Timmy77 May 20, 2011