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landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.
you got the job? youre landed now!
by monkeynator June 10, 2005
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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When an item lands on its side o falls due to being thrown.
by Hewheheheb September 30, 2019
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A bunch of guys who own the people that posted the second defintion

I am d31, and i am the sickest mother fucker out

Fuck all you other cunts
Fuck those LANDed guys are cool, let's give them shit

Fuck landed owned me...I'm going to try and own them back
by d31 ma3ngz August 28, 2003
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The feeling that overcomes you immediately after enjoying a mokey bowl.
*Jim smokes a mokey*

Pam: Did you just smoke a mokey?

Jim: Don't talk to me woman I've landed!
by up_stairs_kush February 03, 2009
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Bunch of sick cunts who have the biggest wang and balls. The group that everyone loves to hate, just because they are so sexy. rice_meister is the official cheerleader of the group, just cause she r0x you all!
Fuck those LANded fellas own me.
Damn they're balls are fucking huge!
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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