Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling
flat on your ass.
Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's
next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be
Brian or
Paul or anything really.
Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.