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To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.
Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened
karfingle by pmc983 March 10, 2011
Words you can keep

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.
Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!
Krizz Kringle by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019

kringlefucker

Person 1: What's a kringlefucker?
Person 2: The christmas tree from homestuck or whatever.
kringlefucker by kopeechiboomer December 4, 2019

Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringlesnorf 

When you show your mother the giant fat juicy hog in your pants after your sister sits on your face whilst being butt fucked by you father named Andrew.

Only once these requirements are met you can finally use the word kringlesnorf
Person: yo how did your mom die
You: i Kringlesnorfed
Person: damn dude you go hard
You want to have first dibs on the body

Kringlet 

Når noget er tåkrummende/cringe
Denis: "Hvad skete der lige for din bror i går? Har var da helt væk!"
Jakob: "Ej, det var så kringlet. Det var første gang han drak"
Kringlet by GangGangGamerxXx October 13, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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