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While eating Gina's cunt, she kwafed in my face.
kwaf by Fromby April 11, 2007
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A quief from the anus. When air gets trapped in the anus that was sucked in from the anus.
He kwaffed on me last night after I pegged him.
Kwaf by jayne.doe September 17, 2020

Quagh [kwaf] 

A closed mouth laugh that resembles a quivering noise. most common amongst teenage girls from the northwest region of the United States.
Her annoying Quagh kwaf, makes me wish I had ear plugs.
Quagh [kwaf] by Buttttttholeeee August 5, 2011
1. The lord of all waffles. deriving from the union of king and waffle. king+waffle=kwaffle.
2.A uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. Waffle royalty.
Today, just an ordinary waffle, but soon i shal become Kwaffle and rule over all over waffles!
Kwaffle by Fritzxcore January 28, 2007
A Kwaffle is an amazing word to descirbe a wench who just ate the rest of the custard in your gelati.
This one is a union of "Cunt" and "Waffle"
The "K" gives it something extra.
Not to be confused with "Quaffle", which is some ball in harry potter or something.
Rizz: "What is that old man doing over there?"
Shannon: "What old man?"
Rizz: *steals custard*
Shannon: "You kwaffle!"
Kwaffle by John Bach July 2, 2006
a group of emo boys, usually 3 or more together in a group. very rare to be seen except at concerts, some parties, or on a college campus.
"Wow, did you just see that kwaffle walk by? There must have been a hundred of them!!"
Kwaffle by Ruca2386 July 16, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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