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Verb - to openly selectively choose opponents of a lesser quality to inflate your rank in a competition.
Wow you guys are undefeated, you must have really gone overboard with the kwarking.
Kwark by lastshadow December 16, 2009
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awesomeness personified. Omg the coolest kid in the world. One-of-a-kind.
Person 1: Omg did u see Kwark?

Person 2: Yeah, he was awesome!!
Kwark by Kwarksauce May 4, 2011
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To play guitar (or any other instrument) while spasm dansing like you're out of control.
man1: dude, that guy is have a spasm on stage
man2: no dude he's doing a kwark
kwark by fluffynl April 25, 2006
A kwark is a slur towards lgbt oriented people, primarily the trans community
“That kwark tranny really pissed me off dude”
“Dave, thats offensive.”
Kwark by Arvik August 10, 2023

Eet je kk kwark 

Term used by the Sportpoeder community to encourage the members to eat their daily dose of kk kwark.
EET JE KK KWARK NU !!!

Okay mommy
Eet je kk kwark by Kwark Queen November 23, 2021
hella gay
karkat is fuckin gay my guy
karkat by fuckoffyouasshatwhatthehell November 19, 2017
A Person that has anger issues, trusts nobody except for a few loved ones, they do not show their true emotions very well, the only time they express happiness or sadness is when something tragic or Joyful happens. They cannot help themselves but to be angry, they're angry at how society is and wish for a better change in secret.
Guy #1: " Hey..is he Okay?"
Guy #2: " Ignore him, Phil. He's a Karkat..I've seen one of those in California "
karkat by Taco bellic June 19, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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