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A Kwaffle is an amazing word to descirbe a wench who just ate the rest of the custard in your gelati.
This one is a union of "Cunt" and "Waffle"
The "K" gives it something extra.
Not to be confused with "Quaffle", which is some ball in harry potter or something.
Rizz: "What is that old man doing over there?"
Shannon: "What old man?"
Rizz: *steals custard*
Shannon: "You kwaffle!"
Kwaffle by John Bach July 2, 2006
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a group of emo boys, usually 3 or more together in a group. very rare to be seen except at concerts, some parties, or on a college campus.
"Wow, did you just see that kwaffle walk by? There must have been a hundred of them!!"
Kwaffle by Ruca2386 July 16, 2008
Something screwed up, entangled, twisted together.
I wanted to use the vacuum cleaner but the lead was all kaffled up, so I didn't bother.
kaffled by Bob68T December 18, 2007
To fall asleep suddenly. Can be drunk, stoned or just plain tired.
Can be a 'kaffler' which is where you are a person who 'kaffles' a lot.
1. My god Sarah is such a Kaffler!
2. I'm going home to fully kaffle out.
kaffle by Me alrite! November 27, 2006
A kwief, the sound of which is muffled by a flaccid penis that is inside of, or blocking the opening of the vagina.
Shortly after outstanding sex, diane let out a kwuffle, causing her and jack to roll over and laugh uncontrollably, which resulted in diane letting out a kwief.
kwuffle by babyjack January 5, 2010

Kafflesterve 

Kafflesterve is a name meaning of bravery, honor and peacefulness, this name came from a peaceful bee that doesn't attack under any circumstance. Make this name more popuar-
Kafflesterve is such a good friend
Kafflesterve by Mcyt_Avacado November 16, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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