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Compound word formed from Kweef, Fart and Barf.

(1)A simultaneous expulsion of gas from a womans vagina and anus (Kwart) so disgusting that after inhaling the odor, it usually induces vomiting. Especially after eating chef boyardee.

(2)A phrase used towards someone you dislike
"While I was fucking my bitch she kwarfed and I threw up all over her face and tits."
or
"Look at that fucking Kwarf, he dresses like a total cunt."
Kwarf by Mr. Awsome October 1, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
A fart brought on by a sneeze; to do this action
I will not go to work with a cough i may kwarf in someone's cubicle.
kwarf by dumbot July 29, 2008
Related Words
kwarf • Kwarfe • knarf • kwark • Kwart • kwarteng • karf • KWAF • Kwaffle • kward

Kwara poly 

A place where people were trained to be extra ordinary and be a professional in every aspect
You need to attend kwara poly
Kwara poly by kokss February 6, 2020
To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.
Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened
karfingle by pmc983 March 10, 2011
kwarma is what happens to you when you ignore the legal system and or make a mockery of the court, or act as if you are above the law. origin- kwame kilpatrick.
kwame kilpaticks kwarma has landed his fat ass in prison!!!
kwarma by big jj 313 May 25, 2010
Kirito is always right (Karf) !
We know
Karf by Clonic_Cool September 26, 2020

Karfenshnuken 

1. A battle cry used before or after an act where one has or will utterly triumph. Usually preceding or following an act of extreme violence were the recipient is either decimated, maimed or killed.

2. to PWN
Senior Peso is comes across a crippeld bitty with its broken baby chicken legs, descending upon it with his knife drawn he screams "KARFENSHNUKEN". He then drives the blade into the the feable fowl's body, as the bitty's blood and entrails soak the blade Senior Peso whispers into the the impaled bitty's ear "Kar-fen-shnuken" before discarding the lifeless corpse carelessly to the ground.
Karfenshnuken by the jewbacabra April 12, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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