Dude, my Karf bag overflowed last night with a mixture of blood, semen, urine, and a waxy substance which came out of my (Karf hole).

You fucking Karf bag go give a (Rim Job).

Karf bag by scotty greeny March 2, 2009

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Garf Karf

An ugly car. Usually a Volkswagen Beetle.

Person 1: look at that Garf Karf! How ugly!

Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at

Garf Karf by The Bigulus Testiculus May 5, 2023

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karfingle

To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.

Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened

karfingle by pmc983 March 10, 2011

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Karfenshnuken

1. A battle cry used before or after an act where one has or will utterly triumph. Usually preceding or following an act of extreme violence were the recipient is either decimated, maimed or killed.

2. to PWN

Senior Peso is comes across a crippeld bitty with its broken baby chicken legs, descending upon it with his knife drawn he screams "KARFENSHNUKEN". He then drives the blade into the the feable fowl's body, as the bitty's blood and entrails soak the blade Senior Peso whispers into the the impaled bitty's ear "Kar-fen-shnuken" before discarding the lifeless corpse carelessly to the ground.

Karfenshnuken by the jewbacabra April 12, 2011

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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