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Word in which said, intends a promise. If broken, the person who said it gets kicked in the nuts
"If u buy you a drink you have to eat that rotten Apple"
-Phil

"Ok"
-Jake

"Kumate?"
-Phil

"Kumate!"
Jake

*Phil then buys Jake a drink but Jake doesn't eat the apple resulting in him getting kicked in the balls
kumate by NateDawg11 January 30, 2016
Words you can keep
Defining someone with too much undeserved confidence. Usually is lucky sometimes, but mostly stinks. Kumate is chanted when the person is on a roll.
Look! Im pwning at this video game Kumate! Kumate!
Kumate by stephannpaul August 5, 2009
Related Words

Kumatora 

"Kuma" is Japanese for Bear, and "Tora" is Japanese for Tiger. So you're technically saying "Bear-Tiger." Best known as one of the main playable characters in Mother 3.
Kumatora could totally kick Duster's ass.
Kumatora by danny low January 18, 2009
Kumite

The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.

It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.

Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"

Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013

kumaresh 

A happy person always making everyone around him laugh. Has been through hard times in life but has risen from his painful past and made life better. He has immense compassion for people around him. He can empathize with people. He is a true Phoenix. He has also helped many become stronger in thier life. He is also full of fun, excitement and loves playing games. He is also a quick learner, whatever he sets his mind to, he accomplishes it. He's respectful to even those who don't respect him. If you know a kumaresh, he'll treat you like family. Kumaresh also has high respect for woman. He's one in a million.
Man, I wish I was as strong and caring as Kumaresh!
kumaresh by Potatoeorange June 15, 2019
Someone who is tight with spending but suggests otherwise. Can also be referred to a half kumar half jatt.
Ammo was a kumatt, his constant tightness made this apparent.

Although Amrat tried to pull the ladies he never spent any money on them
Kumatt by Kalasap December 15, 2018
Yeah shes a Kumster
Kumster by Koom skull April 2, 2021
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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