"If u buy you a drink you have to eat that rotten Apple"
-Phil
"Ok"
-Jake
"Kumate?"
-Phil
"Kumate!"
Jake
*Phil then buys Jake a drink but Jake doesn't eat the apple resulting in him getting kicked in the balls
-Phil
"Ok"
-Jake
"Kumate?"
-Phil
"Kumate!"
Jake
*Phil then buys Jake a drink but Jake doesn't eat the apple resulting in him getting kicked in the balls
by NateDawg11 January 30, 2016
Get the kumate mug.Defining someone with too much undeserved confidence. Usually is lucky sometimes, but mostly stinks. Kumate is chanted when the person is on a roll.
by stephannpaul August 5, 2009
Get the Kumate mug."Kuma" is Japanese for Bear, and "Tora" is Japanese for Tiger. So you're technically saying "Bear-Tiger." Best known as one of the main playable characters in Mother 3.
by danny low January 18, 2009
Get the Kumatora mug.Kumite
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"
Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite (Eyyah!)
by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013
Get the Kumite mug.A happy person always making everyone around him laugh. Has been through hard times in life but has risen from his painful past and made life better. He has immense compassion for people around him. He can empathize with people. He is a true Phoenix. He has also helped many become stronger in thier life. He is also full of fun, excitement and loves playing games. He is also a quick learner, whatever he sets his mind to, he accomplishes it. He's respectful to even those who don't respect him. If you know a kumaresh, he'll treat you like family. Kumaresh also has high respect for woman. He's one in a million.
by Potatoeorange June 15, 2019
Get the kumaresh mug.Someone who is tight with spending but suggests otherwise. Can also be referred to a half kumar half jatt.
Ammo was a kumatt, his constant tightness made this apparent.
Although Amrat tried to pull the ladies he never spent any money on them
Although Amrat tried to pull the ladies he never spent any money on them
by Kalasap December 15, 2018
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