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Decepticunt
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt
1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.
2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.
3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt
1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.
2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.
3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.
1. As of yet, I am unaware of any female Decepticons, but if one did exist, the following conversation would likely take place between the two Autobots known as Skids and Mudflap:
Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!
Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?
Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!
Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.
2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.
3. Craigslist, /r9k/
Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!
Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?
Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!
Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.
2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.
3. Craigslist, /r9k/
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1.
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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to Waltz - verb
1. A dance.
A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.
Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.
Characterized by gliding movements.
This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's
If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:
- You are of high class
- You are extremely rich
- You and your partner are very much in love
- You and your friend are making other people jealous
- If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman
- If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady
2. A form of music
3. In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own it).
People will think you are a prick if you do this, which is all the more reason to do it.
to Waltz - verb
1. A dance.
A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.
Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.
Characterized by gliding movements.
This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's
If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:
- You are of high class
- You are extremely rich
- You and your partner are very much in love
- You and your friend are making other people jealous
- If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman
- If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady
2. A form of music
3. In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own it).
People will think you are a prick if you do this, which is all the more reason to do it.
1. It's a dance. No examples here....
2. The following songs are 20th Century Waltzes:
- Friends and Lovers (Both to Each Other)
- At This Moment
- Three Times a Lady
- Take It to the Limit
- Time in a Bottle
Look em up
3.
A: Look at that fucking cunt Waltzing around like he owns the place!
B: What a twat, sucks even more how he does actually own this place!
A&B continue to be pissed off for hours on end.
2. The following songs are 20th Century Waltzes:
- Friends and Lovers (Both to Each Other)
- At This Moment
- Three Times a Lady
- Take It to the Limit
- Time in a Bottle
Look em up
3.
A: Look at that fucking cunt Waltzing around like he owns the place!
B: What a twat, sucks even more how he does actually own this place!
A&B continue to be pissed off for hours on end.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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1. Internet terminology.
One step up from man the harpoons.
Used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
If the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: Nuclear Strike, MOAB, FOAB or other Thermobaric weapon.
Also has part of it's meaning shared with the military definition.
If you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.
2. Military terminology
A military strike delivered by the Air Force.
Target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
Or in the case of definition 1. A fat chick too large for the harpoons.
Delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
Weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
Air Strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
If necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an Air Strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour assault.
1. Internet terminology.
One step up from man the harpoons.
Used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
If the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: Nuclear Strike, MOAB, FOAB or other Thermobaric weapon.
Also has part of it's meaning shared with the military definition.
If you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.
2. Military terminology
A military strike delivered by the Air Force.
Target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
Or in the case of definition 1. A fat chick too large for the harpoons.
Delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
Weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
Air Strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
If necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an Air Strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour assault.
1.
A: Whoa! Get a load of that fucking whale man!!!1
B: Fuck me! MAN THE HARPOONS!
A: Screw the harpoons dawg, I'm calling in an Air Strike
B: Good call mang, that B2 Spirit will make short work of that fat bitch!
2.
e.g 1. As in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-14's got good aim...
Major Lennox: ...why?
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke...
Lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as Epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.
e.g 2.
Operator: Enemy position verified
Field Marshal: Call in the A-10's, it's time to light em up
A: Whoa! Get a load of that fucking whale man!!!1
B: Fuck me! MAN THE HARPOONS!
A: Screw the harpoons dawg, I'm calling in an Air Strike
B: Good call mang, that B2 Spirit will make short work of that fat bitch!
2.
e.g 1. As in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-14's got good aim...
Major Lennox: ...why?
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke...
Lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as Epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.
e.g 2.
Operator: Enemy position verified
Field Marshal: Call in the A-10's, it's time to light em up
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. Strike Series:
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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