Kumite
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"
Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite (Eyyah!)
by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013
Get the Kumite mug.Definition for a fake fight to the death; also a kick ass metal band with kickass musicians, including the best bass player ever, Dana Hutcheson.
by lillian black March 19, 2004
Get the pseudo kumite mug.A yuri ship between Kumiko Oumae and Reina Kousaka from Hibike! Euphonium
The most cutest ship with the absolute most gayest scenes ever
But in the end this ship fills you with depression because it's Yuri-bait
The most cutest ship with the absolute most gayest scenes ever
But in the end this ship fills you with depression because it's Yuri-bait
'Kumiko and Reina standing VERY close to each other and saying love confessions to each other'
Everyone: Omg KumiRei is so real when will you two kiss already?!
KyoAni: Chill they are just friends bro
Everyone: Omg KumiRei is so real when will you two kiss already?!
KyoAni: Chill they are just friends bro
by ohhhh idk idk idk whyyy May 15, 2020
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-Phil
"Ok"
-Jake
"Kumate?"
-Phil
"Kumate!"
Jake
*Phil then buys Jake a drink but Jake doesn't eat the apple resulting in him getting kicked in the balls
-Phil
"Ok"
-Jake
"Kumate?"
-Phil
"Kumate!"
Jake
*Phil then buys Jake a drink but Jake doesn't eat the apple resulting in him getting kicked in the balls
by NateDawg11 January 30, 2016
Get the kumate mug.1) The falsification of documented facts.
2) White washing or deliberate destruction of evidence.
3) Claims that the land of North Africa, originally known as KEMET, was not founded by "Black Africans".
4) Painting wall carvings "white" through "RECONDITIONING".
5) Deliberately breaking the noses and lips off of sculptures and monuments to hide their ethnic identity.
6) Making false claims to the authorship or the building of ancient temples and sacred writings.
7) Taking credit for things discovered and stolen.
"Anti-(kemet)ism"
Anti-Kemite
2) White washing or deliberate destruction of evidence.
3) Claims that the land of North Africa, originally known as KEMET, was not founded by "Black Africans".
4) Painting wall carvings "white" through "RECONDITIONING".
5) Deliberately breaking the noses and lips off of sculptures and monuments to hide their ethnic identity.
6) Making false claims to the authorship or the building of ancient temples and sacred writings.
7) Taking credit for things discovered and stolen.
"Anti-(kemet)ism"
Anti-Kemite
by Peely48 February 4, 2015
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Person 1: So, how did u do with your volunteering today?
Person 2: I worked for two hours straight. It was very tiring.
Person 1: But, u were supposed to work for at least three hours.
Person 2: I know! I'm such a kuiter! Tomorrow I'll work an extra hour to make up the time.
Person 2: I worked for two hours straight. It was very tiring.
Person 1: But, u were supposed to work for at least three hours.
Person 2: I know! I'm such a kuiter! Tomorrow I'll work an extra hour to make up the time.
by Anjirock93 August 20, 2007
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