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Kumite

The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.

It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.

Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"

Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013
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1. Karate training
2. Another word for penis
1. Wanna go watch a bunch of hot bitches fight at the Kumite?

2. Your momma sucks my Kumite.
Kumite by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026
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pseudo kumite 

Definition for a fake fight to the death; also a kick ass metal band with kickass musicians, including the best bass player ever, Dana Hutcheson.
Pseudo Kumite played the best show ever at the Starlight last night, sucks that you missed it.
pseudo kumite by lillian black March 19, 2004
A yuri ship between Kumiko Oumae and Reina Kousaka from Hibike! Euphonium

The most cutest ship with the absolute most gayest scenes ever

But in the end this ship fills you with depression because it's Yuri-bait
'Kumiko and Reina standing VERY close to each other and saying love confessions to each other'

Everyone: Omg KumiRei is so real when will you two kiss already?!

KyoAni: Chill they are just friends bro
Word in which said, intends a promise. If broken, the person who said it gets kicked in the nuts
"If u buy you a drink you have to eat that rotten Apple"
-Phil

"Ok"
-Jake

"Kumate?"
-Phil

"Kumate!"
Jake

*Phil then buys Jake a drink but Jake doesn't eat the apple resulting in him getting kicked in the balls
kumate by NateDawg11 January 30, 2016

anti-kemite 

"Denying that Ancient (Black) Africans built and inhabited KEMET aka Egypt."
1) The falsification of documented facts.

2) White washing or deliberate destruction of evidence.

3) Claims that the land of North Africa, originally known as KEMET, was not founded by "Black Africans".

4) Painting wall carvings "white" through "RECONDITIONING".

5) Deliberately breaking the noses and lips off of sculptures and monuments to hide their ethnic identity.

6) Making false claims to the authorship or the building of ancient temples and sacred writings.

7) Taking credit for things discovered and stolen.

"Anti-(kemet)ism"
Anti-Kemite
anti-kemite by Peely48 February 4, 2015
Yeah shes a Kumster
Kumster by Koom skull April 2, 2021
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