klempo 

The most handsome man alive. One look at his ears and all women in a 5 kilometer radius spontaneously orgasm.

Holy shit is that Klempo?
*cums*

klempo by SakrificeTheBrokeBoi September 10, 2020

klempt 

Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.

Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.

klempt by Dreadzone August 12, 2006

Kempo 

A martial art. Kempo focuses on circular motions and slapping. It is the perfect defense and cannot be penetrated. It can be applied in many situations, like lovemaking and taking math tests. Kempo masters can go Super Kempo 1-4. These are stages of awsomeness similar to going Super Saiyan. Kempo is the SICKEST

Thugs: "Hey lets go beat up that guy over there!" Kempo Master: "SUPER KEMPO 2!!" Thugs: "AAAAAH" *pwned*

Kempo by Kempo Master January 20, 2009

kempo 

A form of martial arts devoted to killing people.

"Don't mess with that nigga he knows kempo!"
"Shiiiiit sawn I get mah black ass murked by im"

kempo by Blacky McBlackguy May 21, 2008

Klemao 

A combination of kek and lmao, used when something is just that funny or just to confuse your friends.

"That joke made me Klemao!" Friend: "Nigga wtf"

Klemao by throbby August 26, 2018

klemp 

GOD. Literally. GOD. And the DEVIL. But mostly GOD. Orange. And Purple. But mostly ORANGE. GODLY ORANGE.

Mr. Klemp, you are the Messiah.

klemp by Lord Amigo May 4, 2018

Klempatron 

A stupid person who doesn’t know how to play Rocket League

He can’t do an aerial, he’s a klempatron.

Klempatron by Rikito January 25, 2022