klempo
The most handsome man alive. One look at his ears and all women in a 5 kilometer radius spontaneously orgasm.
klempo by SakrificeTheBrokeBoi September 10, 2020
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klempt
Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.
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Kempo
A martial art. Kempo focuses on circular motions and slapping. It is the perfect defense and cannot be penetrated. It can be applied in many situations, like lovemaking and taking math tests. Kempo masters can go Super Kempo 1-4. These are stages of awsomeness similar to going Super Saiyan. Kempo is the SICKEST
Thugs: "Hey lets go beat up that guy over there!" Kempo Master: "SUPER KEMPO 2!!" Thugs: "AAAAAH" *pwned*
Kempo by Kempo Master January 20, 2009
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kempo by Blacky McBlackguy May 21, 2008
klemp
GOD. Literally. GOD. And the DEVIL. But mostly GOD. Orange. And Purple. But mostly ORANGE. GODLY ORANGE.
klemp by Lord Amigo May 4, 2018
Klempatron
Klempatron by Rikito January 25, 2022
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