A martial art. Kempo focuses on circular motions and slapping. It is the perfect defense and cannot be penetrated. It can be applied in many situations, like lovemaking and taking math tests. Kempo masters can go Super Kempo 1-4. These are stages of awsomeness similar to going Super Saiyan. Kempo is the SICKEST
Thugs: "Hey lets go beat up that guy over there!" Kempo Master: "SUPER KEMPO 2!!" Thugs: "AAAAAH" *pwned*
by Kempo Master October 09, 2008
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The state at wich the male scrotum is almost solid. This occurs when you first awake from sleep or in cold weather.
by kressss June 04, 2009
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One who slaughters with a knife
One who is skilled at sneaking up behind, and killing another with a knife.
One who is skilled at sneaking up behind, and killing another with a knife.
by Aedhan September 18, 2008
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