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The most handsome man alive. One look at his ears and all women in a 5 kilometer radius spontaneously orgasm.
klempo by SakrificeTheBrokeBoi September 10, 2020
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Klempoid 

Klempoid is basically a stupid ass person who has only got two brain cells while playing Counter Strike
Why the fuck did you buy an AWP without armor, you fucking klempoid?!
Klempoid by Rikito January 27, 2022
A burly outdoorsman who loves to drink light beer and bang fat chicks. Often times can be found at your local watering hole shouting things like "This ones for the boys!" Or "Who wants to arm wrestle?!" Or "Gimme dat BECKAYYY!!"
That Klema over there just crushed a silo of Busch light, his arm wrestling opponent, and that fat girl in the bathroom all within 10 minutes!! What a Legend...
klema by Silo Bob February 11, 2017
The best teacher ever in the world and is very nice looking
Hey look at Klemann over there
klemann by BFG06 March 9, 2017
Someone who is your biggest friend.
I've really enjoyed our latest hangs; you're my klembo Jeff!
Klembo by Klembo Row August 2, 2018
klmao is hot asf
klmao by klmao September 24, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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