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Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.
Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.
klempt by Dreadzone August 12, 2006
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Kleptach 

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.
Kick 'em in the Kleptach!
Kleptach by Awasux September 10, 2012
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Kleptokakistocracy 

A system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, and most unscrupulous citizens who exploit natural resources and people, and steal for personal financial or political gain.
Some call our current administration a Kleptocracy, others call it a Kakistocracy, I say it's a Kleptokakistocracy

Kleptocratic 

A political policy, the main goal of which is to steal from the poor and give to the rich, under the guise of doing the opposite.
Both Republicans and Democrats are Kleptocratic.
Kleptocratic by sargos7 August 4, 2014

kleptomento

stolen item with meaning. klepto combined with memento
This a great ashtray.
thanks its a kleptomento from the hotel at my brothers wedding.
kleptomento by Big Baby Mars October 4, 2013

kleptowhore 

A (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. Basically a thieving little slut that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.
"Hey man, I was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!"

"Did she manage to get it?"

"Nah, I put that kleptowhore in her place."
kleptowhore by Eluzi0n April 12, 2016

pepto klepto 

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.
Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.