klemp

GOD. Literally. GOD. And the DEVIL. But mostly GOD. Orange. And Purple. But mostly ORANGE. GODLY ORANGE.

Mr. Klemp, you are the Messiah.

by Lord Amigo May 4, 2018

Kleopatra

Usually a smart, sexy, sophisticated woman, who is drop dead gorgeous.
Named after Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile.

"That girl is SO Kleopatra!"

by NeonGlowStik October 9, 2008

Kleptach

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.

Kick 'em in the Kleptach!

by Awasux September 10, 2012

Klemmish

A description of something homosexual

Derived from "Klemme", Danish slang for homosexual.

He's acting a bit klemmish isn't he?

by The Klemmish Bellsniff September 4, 2012

Klep

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

by Zipdox June 2, 2021

Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019

Kleptocratic

A political policy, the main goal of which is to steal from the poor and give to the rich, under the guise of doing the opposite.

Both Republicans and Democrats are Kleptocratic.

by sargos7 August 4, 2014