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kangeroo

When your so thirsty for a bae you Jump upside down too get a better veiw of those titties
I saw this hot chick white boobs that were bigger then earth so I kangerooed the hell out of that bitch
by You mommas penis March 21, 2016
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kangeroo breeder

a person who is already friends with some one on snap chat when they ask
EG i need snap chat names

johndatoilet is mine

im already friends with you ,

you kangeroo breeder
by XXX_MLGPUSSYSLAYER_XXX August 18, 2014
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cock kangeroo

A male who bounces from one huge cock to another spreading HIV and crabs, usally from austrailia or Oak bottom.
Thats dudes asshole is so stretched he must be a cock kangeroo
by hashinator May 24, 2006
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peek a boo kangeroo

A sex act where a male is standing up and a female laying on a bed facedown giving the male a foot job while turning her head back to look at the male with her hands covering her face.
Last night I got a peek a boo kangeroo from Lisa. It was great until she kicked one of my boys by accident.
by smoovybiggins November 11, 2010
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Captain Kangaroo

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!
by Starchylde May 21, 2016
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Brutal kangaroo

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.
Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.
by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017
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Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again
by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016
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