kangarooed

To get drunk, high, and buzzed all at once

hey wanna get kangarooed with me and linsey tomorrow

by _giggles_247 November 28, 2018

Kangarooed

1. When someone cheats you out of an opportunity, or when someone deceives you, so they can get the upper-hand in a competition.

2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.

Yeah, Brian was Kangarooed in the Injustice 2 Tournament ,sad shit bros!

by ShadownKnuckles July 15, 2017

kangarooed

To get kicked out of something.

Stop cyber-bullying or get kangarooed from this chat.

Get your salt out of this party or be kangarooed.

by Covality July 1, 2017

Captain Kangaroo

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Brutal kangaroo

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.

Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.

by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016