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An unbelievably bad movie, that involves a smart ass CG kangaroo, and an unlikely multi-ethnic duo of ass tards trying to get a jacket back from said Kangaroo. (Jack)
I hated Kangaroo Jack so much, I shat myself in the theater just to have an excuse to leave.
by Virtualmikey July 08, 2004
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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When you bring a fresh ass honey back to your crib after going to a crunchy dub step concert and you whip out that bag of molly. Naturally you two want to take more before you get on with the dirty but you decide to take out your ball sack and spread that loose skin to form a bowl. Then make the girl eat that shit out of your little marsupial pouch!
Before i slayed that pussy last night i went on a safari and played Kangaroo Jack!
by Kangaroo Jack Man July 15, 2010
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A very asinine movie that is so bad, even horse rectums commit suicide if they watch it.
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.
"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
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to the comment above you forgot Glitter in one of the worst movies ever made and i hear Gigli will suck too
Wow they're actually paying people to see Glitter
by Anonymous August 03, 2003
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