kangaroo

What we Australians use or ride to get from A to B.

My kangaroo was so slow on the way to school today, it felt like i was riding a koala.

by Scott Graham June 5, 2005

kangaroo

A giant rabbit that can kick your ass

Guy: "my favorite animal is a kangaroo; it's basically a giant rabbit that can KICK YOUR ASS!"

by kn8 2.0 May 19, 2009

kangaroo

An Australian marsupial. We usually own about 2 or 3 per family and instead of public transport, and cars, we like to be safe (and prevent green house gases) by taking a kangaroo!
Oh and if you're american, they will kick your ass.

Bob "Haha look at that kangaroo beating the crap out of that american!"
Fred "Yeah, lets go take a kangaroo downtown."

by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006

kangaroo

A hooded sweatshirt with a pouch on the front to put your hands inside if it's cold.

My girlfriend likes to wear my kangaroo because her jacket is too thin.

by monkey40 July 23, 2009

kangaroo

Describes a woman who's ass is huge, but her top half is tiny. (Little t-rex arms and wee tits), so she looks like a kangaroo.

Man,look at that marsupial of a chick. She's a kangaroo!

by gogo April 28, 2004

kangaroo

A person who cares for children (in Spain).

Do you know why there are so many kangaroos in Australia?
Because the parents are always going out partying.

by Manolo_in_Zaragoza October 28, 2011

kangaroo

People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.

" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."

by jo mama October 3, 2004