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wurk n' jurk
wurk n' jurk by jpg3 February 16, 2014
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jurko • junko enoshima • Junko • Junkoholic • jerko • jerkoffable • Jerkoff Hands • jerkoff juice • Jerkoffull • Jerkolantern
Jerkoff Elbow
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
Jerkoff Elbow by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009
junkorexic
someone who's anorexic but eats mostly junk food / takes up their cals per day with junk food
you can still have a low cal intake as a junkorexic, ex:
Bag of chips (130 calories)
Chocolate bar (200 calories)
Low-cal ice cream (300 calories)
Total: 630 calories
junkorexics focus on quality over quantity
you can still have a low cal intake as a junkorexic, ex:
Bag of chips (130 calories)
Chocolate bar (200 calories)
Low-cal ice cream (300 calories)
Total: 630 calories
junkorexics focus on quality over quantity
"you can't lose weight if you're junkorexic, the fatty oils and sugars are still there"
"but i thought any type of deficit counts?"
"but i thought any type of deficit counts?"
junkorexic by vodka girl May 17, 2022
Junkola
An object of extremely shoddy quality that nonetheless offers the illusory appearance of exquisiteness and serviceability. Often used to describe cheap Chinese-made electronic devices and other mass produced goods packaged in such a way as to evoke the false perception of great expense or luxury.
jerkoffagus
A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.
Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.
jerkoffagus by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016
Junko
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