junkorexic 

someone who's anorexic but eats mostly junk food / takes up their cals per day with junk food

you can still have a low cal intake as a junkorexic, ex:

Bag of chips (130 calories)
Chocolate bar (200 calories)
Low-cal ice cream (300 calories)
Total: 630 calories

junkorexics focus on quality over quantity

"you can't lose weight if you're junkorexic, the fatty oils and sugars are still there"

"but i thought any type of deficit counts?"

junkorexic by vodka girl May 17, 2022

Junkorexic 

An anorexic person who mostly eats junk food.

Not to be confused with the junkolimic (who eats and purges junk food in large quantities), junkorexics eat high-calorie food, like sweets, or fast food, in small amounts, so a small daily caloric intake is still maintained.

"Dude, what did you eat today?"
"...A McDonald's iced coffee."
"Bro... You are such a junkorexic."

Junkorexic by sillystringpony January 15, 2024

Janorexic 

Having janorexia

no i cant eat that, i'm janorexic

Janorexic by k80s January 4, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008