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Pussy Ring Toss

When girls try to throw their pussies at men who they perceive to have a reason to be the object of Pussy Ring Toss. This could be anything from the men having large amounts of money, to being in a famous or infamous rock band, to rappers, actors, athletes, to men who are rumored to have large penises. Based on the backyard ring toss game.

Girl #1: Did you see all the girls playing Pussy Ring Toss near the Tour Bus?

Girls #2: Yeah, the Tour Manager was checking IDs making sure the Pussy Ring Tossers were old enough to play then only the hottest of the hotties were allowed on the bus.

by sarasplayroom.com February 1, 2010

First Time Factor

The heightened arousal factor from a sexual experience with someone the first time, that usually wanes thereafter

Girl #1: I'm getting bored with JP

Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!

Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide

Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor

Girl #1: Yeah maybe

by sarasplayroom.com February 2, 2010

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009

Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void

Tweets / Twitter Messages of no importance, relevance or interest

1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color

3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!

Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!

by sarasplayroom.com July 31, 2009

Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009