jurking

Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.

This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.

Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.

Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.

by LetUsKale November 02, 2011

Jurk

The correct spelling of the word jerk according to teens.

You're trying to steal my girl, you're such a jurk!

by slime101 May 15, 2010

Jurk

someone who is very mean. They are even more mean than a jerk.

Olivia and Nicolette are jurks and bull-ees.

by Hoesmad🥵🥵 March 26, 2020

Jurk

The area opposite of the knee. AKA the back of the knee.

I got stabbed in the jurk last night.

by BrenHungry August 30, 2011

Jurk

1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day!

2. an ugly or repulsive person/face

After staring at this girls picture for hours, he decided he would enjoy a good jurkin.

or...
Ry: OMG MAZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Maze: im jurkin it! wanna help?
Ry: WTF!!

ew omg did you see that guys face?!? he's a jurk!!!

by Brizzle0991 June 22, 2009

teat jurk

1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.

2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.

3.A very hard nipple cripple

That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.

Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.

Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.

by Robbie earle February 14, 2007

wurk n' jurk

Someone that has a job and ain't sitting idle all day.

Leaving for their job at 3:00 am a person thought here I go doing the wurk n' jurk thing again.

by jpg3 February 16, 2014