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Jurk
Jurk by BrenHungry September 1, 2011
Jurk
1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day!
2. an ugly or repulsive person/face
2. an ugly or repulsive person/face
After staring at this girls picture for hours, he decided he would enjoy a good jurkin.
or...
Ry: OMG MAZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Maze: im jurkin it! wanna help?
Ry: WTF!!
ew omg did you see that guys face?!? he's a jurk!!!
or...
Ry: OMG MAZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Maze: im jurkin it! wanna help?
Ry: WTF!!
ew omg did you see that guys face?!? he's a jurk!!!
Jurk by Brizzle0991 June 22, 2009
wurk n' jurk
wurk n' jurk by jpg3 February 16, 2014
jam roll jurk off
wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.
Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!
jam roll jurk off by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006
teat jurk
1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.
2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.
3.A very hard nipple cripple
2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.
3.A very hard nipple cripple
That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.
Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.
Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.
Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.
Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.
teat jurk by Robbie earle February 15, 2007
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