Junkola

An object of extremely shoddy quality that nonetheless offers the illusory appearance of exquisiteness and serviceability. Often used to describe cheap Chinese-made electronic devices and other mass produced goods packaged in such a way as to evoke the false perception of great expense or luxury.

I was so happy to finally find a 40" LCD TV at Walmart that fit into my $250 budget, but once I got home and actually plugged it in, I discovered to my great chagrin that it was total junkola!

by Swamiji March 19, 2011

Junkular Artery

Another way to refer to the male genitalia.

I just got kicked in my junkular artery! I'm in pain!

by SlkRk11 November 17, 2013

junkular region

general area of anatomy where balls, wiener and taint are located.

I got hit in the junkular region by a line drive.

or

I accidentally got part of my junkular region caught in my zipper.

by Vulva Hammer May 3, 2010

junklady

(1)trashy event organiser/DJ based in London

(2) someone who steals your artwork/course work and passes it off as their own to gain a pretty poor 2:2

(3) Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

the event was so poor that only a junklady suffering the Windypops would want to attend.

Rob is a right thieving twat! He plagiarized my work, but still only managed a 2:2

Plagiarize!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes!
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes!
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize!
Only be sure always to call it, please, "research"!

by halloweenjack January 1, 2006

junkular

The large vein along the bottom of the penis.

Upset because her boyfriend Jim was cheating on her, Jill went right for his junkular.

by JahDW December 9, 2002

junkalanche

Junk + Avalanche. When a large pile of stuff falls and envelopes around something or the unfortunate someone.

Person 1 - Watch out! a junkalanche!!!
Person 2 - (gets covered in stuff)

by Thomas E Light January 12, 2018

junkomaeda

Our cult.

Junkomaeda is our home

by Nehehe August 29, 2021