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Big, bald muscular man in grey
"For the blind, he is the light in the darkness
For the deaf, he's the voice that calls out their name
For the weak, he's the hero of justice
For the frail, he's the ideal of what they aspire to be...
THAT! is **JORNEN**!"
jornen by DragonX. July 26, 2024
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The name of PewDiePie's (or Felix Kjellberg's) pet horse in Minecraft, who has the tendency to disappear at random moments in time.
"Jörgen? Jörgen? Goddamnit, Jörgen, where the hell are you?"
"Jörgen, thank God I found you! I was so scared! I'll never leave you again!"
"Jörgen, stay here."
Jörgen by softiesamuell June 27, 2019
Related Words
jornen Jorden Jorgen Joren Jorsen jonen Jorben Jordenne Jorgensen Jorgenson
Pewdiepie's horse in minecraft. Best known for getting lost
Pewdiepie: Jörgen? Jörgen? Where are you? Jörgen?
Jörgen by Random homo sapien June 28, 2019
A very very large large crap left in a high school bathroom or next to a fallen tree. Typically in the shape of a right angle. To make an official jorgenbar, one must not wipe in the same stall but in the one next to it...thus preserving the bar for future stundents to admire!
Serious straining required!
Oh dear god, what the hell is that? And how the hell is it in a right angle? That my friend is a jorgenbar
jorgenbar by kd7tdc February 24, 2008

Jorrendous

horrible or anything bad,
a mispelled or cuter way of saying horrendous
Ann still chasing Beryl's poppet..
ohmahgosh such a jorrendous cheapie bs!
Jorrendous by primaverabebe February 5, 2010

Jörgen Lindblom 

A 54 year old gymnastic teacher from Turku
Jörgen Lindblom´s new Audi is so prima!
Look, there Is Jögä again
A horse that disappears when you aren't looking.
My horse always gets lost like a Jörgen.

Where is my horse? I think he is a Jörgen.
Jörgen by Gamingweeek June 29, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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