jodos 

goldfish

JODOS TO YOU-really liken this amazing girl

goldfish
love
coolness

jodos by aaron December 22, 2004

Jojosexual

Someone who could fuck ANY gender along if it is a character from jojo’s bizarre adventure

Person 1:Yo dude you’re gay
Person 2:Nah, I’m a jojosexual

Jojosexual by Jojo Brando November 7, 2018

Joosey 

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

Joosey by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

Jodok 

Jodok‘s usually are a bit fancy schmancy. Their style is artsy and alternative.
Jodok‘s like to be surrounded by their people, but also need time for themselves.
They read very interesting books and generally like to be creative.

A specialty of Jodok‘s is to be either very overdressed or underdressed.

A lot of people seem to notice a lack of the emotional side of Jodok‘s (which is also mentioned in the other definition of Jodok).

In conclusion Jodok‘s are a bit hard to read, but nonetheless they are friendly and likeable.

Thank me later, Jodok!

Jodok by ananasbanane September 6, 2021

Jojosexual

Someone who expresses an attraction to those affiliated with the show JoJo’s Bizzare Adventures. These people are sexually and or attracted to the characters of this fictional show.

Person 1: Wow, did you hear that jared is jojosexual?
Person 2: No way! I mean, who wouldn’t want to tap Bruno’s juicy ass?

Jojosexual by weewooman February 29, 2020

Joosab 

To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.

GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!

Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010

No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

No me jodas by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016