Is a young man with exceptional abilities and talent, some times a true gentleman, some times a charlatan, and some times a high school kid, but always has mega awesome powers like breathing really good or stopping time, or he can smash a camera to take pictures far away. His father figures usually dies or isn't around I guess??? JoJo's love traveling the world, and they also love there weird small town, and some times the fight rapist gorillas on boats, and I think one was a girl maybe but still a JoJo right???? Don't ever play old Sega baseball games when 2 JoJo's are in the room, and don't make them angry by making fun of their hair. If the JoJo has a scarf he's best JoJo so far and his mom is a milf. Also if your friends with a JoJo your probably going to die, some times like a bunch of times in a row, and it's usually pretty rough, he also has a cool pet dog that fights eagles. That eagle was evil as hell anyways. JoJo is a parapaleg... some JoJo have bad legs and love horses and talk to Jesus. Mostly though JoJo kills vampires, but he's shitty at it so they come back or just float in space forever. Lastly, JoJo may have a friend nazi, but that nazi was a good guy who died fighting naked runway model vampire so he gets into heaven.

The most beautiful, great, awesome, sexy, funny, cool, football loving, (did i mention beautiful) girl you will ever meet.

15 y/o balding 5"9 toddler.

Derived from the disturbingly young American singer, meaning any girl who is clearly looking and acting many years above her age. Her first single Get Out (Leave) is the classic case in point, apparently about a 14 year old conducting a relationship with all the faux emotion and stormy angst of an abused middle aged wife.

Deep fried potato wedges. Sort of like French fries, but a bit fatter. The term is used in the Pacific Northwest.

1. i chick i would totaly fuck

2. an amazing singer

Seasoned, fried potato wedge, larger than a french fry. Localized usage in the Pacific Northwest.