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Is a young man with exceptional abilities and talent, some times a true gentleman, some times a charlatan, and some times a high school kid, but always has mega awesome powers like breathing really good or stopping time, or he can smash a camera to take pictures far away. His father figures usually dies or isn't around I guess??? JoJo's love traveling the world, and they also love there weird small town, and some times the fight rapist gorillas on boats, and I think one was a girl maybe but still a JoJo right???? Don't ever play old Sega baseball games when 2 JoJo's are in the room, and don't make them angry by making fun of their hair. If the JoJo has a scarf he's best JoJo so far and his mom is a milf. Also if your friends with a JoJo your probably going to die, some times like a bunch of times in a row, and it's usually pretty rough, he also has a cool pet dog that fights eagles. That eagle was evil as hell anyways. JoJo is a parapaleg... some JoJo have bad legs and love horses and talk to Jesus. Mostly though JoJo kills vampires, but he's shitty at it so they come back or just float in space forever. Lastly, JoJo may have a friend nazi, but that nazi was a good guy who died fighting naked runway model vampire so he gets into heaven.
JoJo goes on one CRAZY journey after another, doesn't he???
by NotaJoJosadly May 25, 2018
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1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
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the best anime including deep themes whilst also showcasing gay Italians in a gang attempting to stop drug trafficking dancing with the sun in order to torture a severed head
Nick : Hey, Jojo is trash
Lopez: prepare to be destroyed with a foolproof argument
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by idkijustlikejojo May 22, 2020
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A nickname given to the protagonists of the jojo bizarre adventures by the side characters. And also something Dio makes sure to utter everyday before he goes to bed.
Dio: I have given up my humanity, jojo.
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by Ruashex March 07, 2020
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the one thing DIO cant stop saying or what every joestars name stars with.
"your next JOJO!" "Jo-Jo we're gonna gonna call you JoJo from now on!"
by DIO and THE WORLD March 26, 2020
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