Joost

An extremely hot person who gets all the hot chicks.

Megan Fox is so Joost

by sdfjsddf May 9, 2010

Joost

Can be used to replace any word in the planet. Deriving from 90 joost in the early 21st century by a pack of retarded fuckers

Fuck my joost
Lick my dirty joost
Fuck me in my joost pipe
Do you want to shag me joost?

by 90 joost July 14, 2017

Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"

by Peldon March 25, 2004

Joost

A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.

Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!

by Greetzz May 23, 2008

Joost

One who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task

Sammy Sosa was a Joost when he used performance enhancing drugs while he played in the MLB.

by Bob Engleson November 6, 2006

Joost

1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.

Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost

by gewooneenflower January 16, 2017

Joosting

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.

"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"

by Known2Bite June 16, 2020