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To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!
Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
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A smart and beautiful girl that will make you laugh everytime you are with her. She may look mean or serious but she's not, trust me. She will always make you laugh when she shows you memes or weird photos of her.
Bro Josabet is so short
Josabet by _ur.mom.is.with.me_ January 11, 2019

Josabella 

A rare named female. She's sweet, and loves to laugh. She's beautiful on the outside and inside, and has many talents. She is a procrastinator, but she loves to do her best work. You'll always have fun with her. She's a bit competitive, but usually gets along with everyone. She's supportive, and she hates when people around her are sad. Josabella will always try to cheer you up, make you laugh, and support you. It's really easy to become friends with her, but earning her trust is a different story. She gets attached to people easily, but when she loves someone, she loves them with all of her heart. She is confident and loyal. She's a good friend. If you ever meet a Josabella, never let her go.
"Wow, who drew that?"
"My friend, Josabella!"
Josabella by Thatoneawesometree October 25, 2013
A cool dude with a rare name. Always laughing and being with friends. Likes different sports and smart. Hangs out with weird people but isn’t.
Person1: Yo, you see Josabio?
Person2: Oh shoot, he’s my homie
Josabio by Slimthicc23 January 19, 2020

Josabella 

A rare named female. She's sweet, and loves to laugh. She's beautiful on the outside and inside, and has many talents. She is a procrastinator, but she loves to do her best work. You'll always have fun with her. She's a bit competitive, but usually gets along with everyone. She's supportive, and she hates when people around her are sad. Josabella will always try to cheer you up, make you laugh, and support you. It's really easy to become friends with her, but earning her trust is a different story. She gets attached to people easily, but when she loves someone, she loves them with all of her heart. When she falls for someone, she falls hard. She is confident and loyal. She's a good friend. If you ever meet a Josabella, never let her go.
"Who drew that? It's amazing!"

"I know right? My friend Josabella drew it!"
Josabella by That_one_awesome_tree October 25, 2013
A made-up that you pretend has a real meaning.
Jeff: "Bob, you're such a Jookabo"
Bob: "What's a Jookabo?"
Jeff: "Haha, you're a Jookabo!"
Jookabo by Origamipotato October 6, 2020
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